GWAR Announces “30 Years of Total World Domination Tour”

GWAR Announces “30 Years of Total World Domination Tour”

Thirty years have passed since GWAR awoke from the prison of their Antarctic slumber in 1985. Since that time, the band has used broadswords and guitars to shape the music and culture of mankind. 30 years later, the world sucks more than it ever has, and humans have GWAR to thank! Three decades of bloodlust, throttling the life from humanity, and perverting the human imagination have left no doubt that GWAR rules supreme!

What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than with a spectacular victory lap bringing death and depravity to cities across America? GWAR‘s “30 Years of Total Domination Tour” is a celebration of unimaginable torment. Expect more blood and bodily fluids than ever before as your Lords and Masters take on the newest threat to their very existence – the Internet! That’s right, GWAR is going to kick the Internet’s ass; if they can ever stop jerking off to porn long enough to find it. Pustulus is none too pleased about the situation, having this to say while “taking 5” from his weekly schedule of drawing dicks on bible pages.

Support on the tour will come from Butcher Babies and Battlecross. The tour kicks off August 25th in Millvale, PA and wraps up September 18th in Rochester, NY. Tickets go on sale this Friday May 1st for all shows!

GWAR
Tour w/ Butcher Babies, Battlecross
08/25: Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls Theater – Tickets
08/27: Des Moines, IA @ Wooly’s – Tickets
08/28: Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theater – Tickets
08/30: Lawrence, KS @ Granada – Tickets
08/31: Tulsa, OK @ Cain’s Ballroom – Tickets
09/01: San Antonio, TX @ Kapones – Tickets
09/02: Baton Rouge, LA @ Varsity Theater – Tickets
09/03: Mobile, AL @ Soul Kitchen – Tickets
09/04: Birmingham, AL @ Iron City – Tickets
09/05: New Albany, IN @ Rustic Frog – Befuddled Fest – Tickets
09/06: Winston-Salem, NC @ Ziggys – Tickets
09/08: Wilmington, NC @ Ziggys By the Sea – Tickets
09/09: Jacksonville, FL @ Freebird Live – Tickets
09/10: Chattanooga, TN @ Track 29 – Tickets
09/11: Sauget, IL @ Pop’s – Tickets
09/14: Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance – Tickets
09/15: So. Burlington, VT @ Higher Ground – Tickets
09/16: Reading, PA @ Reverb – Tickets
09/17: Huntington, NY @ The Paramount – Tickets
09/18: Rochester, NY @ Water Street Music Hall – Tickets

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